PAULA ABDUL
Choreographer, television personality
She never ever had any influence.
She never even had vibeology.
SARAH PALIN
Actress-politician
It almost worked for a while until the world saw through all the golly gee shucks crap.
What was left?
A vapid woman, a hen-pecked hubby and dysfunctional family.
BARACK OBAMA
Actor and President of the USA
His “teleprompted” speeches are starting to fall on deaf ears as are his sound bites.
Whatever happened to Yes We Can?
Yes We Can do what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of61E1FesPU
BOB LEFSETZ
America’s best-known music blogger
Old school blogger trying to be relevant but stuck in the Seventies and prone to huge bouts of Groupiedom: “Oh, Irving, Lyor, can I kiss your collective asses?”
DOUG MORRIS
Chairman Sony Music
He should have retired as promised.
Watch him and L.A. Reid take Sony Music down the gurgler.
ELTON JOHN
Musician and Activist
Though respecting his enormous body of work especially with the often-ignored Bernie Taupin- Sir Elton almost puts a “mock” when “getting behind” new artists.
Remember him raving about Mika?
And Scissor Sisters?
Lady Gaga better watch her ass.
DONALD TRUMP
Professional billionaire, wannabe politician, entrepreneur and butt of many jokes.
We read somewhere that The Donald has found the “new Eminen” in Rapper Mac Miller which doesn’t make any sense as the “old” one is a relevant and as brilliant as ever.
Then again, what can he say when the song is called “Donald Trump”.
We don’t really know what to make of The Donald.
Yeah, he holds the Rights to all these beauty pageants, he is always on Fox News pontificating about something and those wanting to be his “Apprentice” seem to have dried up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1mUxI9w5A
RANDY JACKSON: Television talent show host
Sure, he once played bass for Journey and has worked with countless artists, but where are the hits?
Everything he has done in recent years have never made it, the recordings, the TV series, the clothing line – nothing.
One has to think what in the world “Dawg” would be doing if he didn’t have the “Idol” gig.
9./10. ELLEN DEGENERES/TYRA BANKS
American talk show hosts and entrepreneurs
Ellen is not the force she once was, the “lesbian thing” has worn thin and not even worth mentioning these days.
After dropping out as a judge on “American Idol” after one season, something seems to have gone wrong.
Tyra Banks? Hugely annoying and who has always had her sights and “smyze”- set on being “The Younger Oprah”.
Problem: Hips Don’t Lie and every year she gets a year older.
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