1) Don’t miss the surprise performance of one senior HKJC Executive dancing Gangnam Style commando style.
Wearing a mask and sequins, he will be billed as Mr. Billy Bob.
2) Take in singer-songwriter Ali McGuirk at the Beer Garden. We are fans of Ali and there’s a lot to take in as she is over six feet tall and hails from Boston. We can only guess that those Bostonian lobsters are good for bones.
Yes, Ali will rock out- mildly- at The Beer Garden, but we’re hoping she heads up to Adrenaline and does a few of her originals. Great girl. And tall. Very tall. If Mohammed doesn’t come to the mountain, then the mountain must come to Mohammed.
3) Try to make Ryan Moore crack a smile. If this fails, try and make Ryan Moore crack a shit.
Ryan Moore: Happy.
4) Follow the fantabulous Francesca Cumani around while she does her work for the CNN Winning Post program and try and shamelessly to get into every shot by waving to the camera.
Lucky dog.
5) Come to Adrenaline after Race 1 and meet David Ferraris aka Darth Vader and ask him about John Moore whining about the problems of moving stables compared to the upheavals Darth went through with construction work outside his stables which spooked his horses and him and made one of his better horses- Kyara- gallop off to the stables of, er, Moore.
This should take up three hours of your time.
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