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FAST TRACK’S MERRY PRESSIES FOR SOME OF OUR RACING HEROES AND VILLIANS

A SMILE

FOR MATTHEW CHADWICK


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See photos below of Matty with his parents and delirious after a win for reason.


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A COMPASS

FOR DOUGIE WHYTE


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The Durban Turban is still our mate and a champion bloke.

Alas, the Durban Demon seems to have momentarily run outta puff and has been having a tough time finding the winning post on some short priced favorites.


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The compass might help and with Fast Track mini compasses going to the great Gerard Mosse and “Wayward” Weichong Marwing who, despite sterling riding efforts on the weekend, often lose the plot during races and head off to the nearest McDonald’s for some Quarter Pounders with that real creepy clown, Ronald McDonald.


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A WHIP FOR THEIR YOUR ASSES TO

FOR OWNER JOHN YUEN, TRAINERS GARY MOORE IN MACAU AND RICK HORE- LACY IN OZ.


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This is for finding nothing wrong in taking Good Ba Ba, Hong Kong’s Champion Miler and Horse Of The Year out of retirement after it has won gazillions for Yuen and racing the great horse in Oz under the tutelage of that rising 80 year old- The Horey One- and a move approved by that rising sixty year old- Brother Gary- who came close to training the horse for that equine graveyard that is Macau. So what if it won a trial at Cranbourne by 5 lengths? It deserves a dignified retirement.


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Has all this brought bad fung shui for the superstitious owner? Look at the god-awful performances of his other purchasers- Good Hong Kong and Wo Hai Nee which might have run twice before possibly breaking down. Well, it ain’t running anymore, that’s for sure.


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A SOAP BOX AT SPEAKERS CORNER HYDE PARK FOR

DAVID “DARTH VADER” FERRARIS AND “JUNGLE JIM DANDY” MOORE.


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Seldom have we heard such whining and whingeing and throwing their toys outta the cot and running to the media to air their grievances. And excuses.


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In the words of Russell Peters, BE A MAN! Or wear bras and call yourselves Denice and Felice.


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FOR THE HKJC “RACING TO WIN” TEAM,

SOMETHING CALLED VIEWERS.


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Yes, perhaps broadcasting the show in 3D might work, but, right now, with that set from Toys R Us, the cheap looking speed maps, a fgew seconds of totally incongruous songs, some choppy editing, sound as if The Three Amigos who waffle on have been recorded in a loo and Sam The Tailor dressing up like da mob ain’t working- and with few even knowing of its existence.


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A MOVIE ROLE FOR ZAC PURTON AS

“THE FINGERER”


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As we know by now, The Zac Attack got wrapped over the knuckles for turning around on Ambitious Dragon and giving Dougie Whyte on Glorious Days some lip and with a few fingers flying all over the place. It was heat of the moment stuff and the joy of winning one of the International Races. And though desperately needing to know how to wear a tie, we see The Zac Attack as some kinda action hero dressed as a gladiator and righting all wrong using only his finger.


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A NEW POMPADOUR

FOR TONY CRUZ


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The old one is starting to wear thin.


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A GOLD MEDAL FOR SEAN WOODS

FOR PERSISTING WITH SADLER’S LODGE


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Sadly, this persistence will not pay off. The horse simply does not enjoy its racing and like Gem Of India, deserves its own gold medal for going around and around almost every week.

As for this race, well, what can we say?


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