Before he and his Terra Firma Terrarists stomped in with their bovver boots and tried to fix EMI just as they had fixed the toilets on the Autobahn, Guy Hands- and Jerry Springer lookalike- was already in showbiz.
We can only assume that his misguided purchase of EMI Music was a way towards getting closer to artists and showbiz and being an overweight groupie who resembled “Just William.”
It’s come to our attention that the driving force behind that masterpiece called “Crust” was none other than, well, Guy Hands.
Alas, it was only ever shown in Japan.
As for as the plot to this movie is concerned, it’s the story of a pub landlord who finds a seven foot giant mutant prawn on a beach. So what does he do? He decides to teach it to box.
The story of the great British film tax dodge (£5bn from 2003-05?) is told here:
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