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HORNY BAYERN FANS SCORE IN THE STANDS!

It has come to our knowledge and bemusement that a frisky young couple of Bayern Munich fans who travelled away to support their team at Hoffenheim (a few days ago) were ejected by the ground’s stewards as they were caught having sex in the stands – whilst the match was playing.


With a voracious appetite for one of the best things in life, they are were caught – TWICE!

The match finished 0-0 and we do understand that goal-less draws are frustratingly boring and let-downs for travelling fans.

But we do have to admire our young lovers’ choice of activity to ensure their excursion was entertaining – and didn’t peter out into a draw.

Both parties scored.

Here’s a quote from an eye-witness spectator:

“I thought it did not look right,” a reader-reporter told Bild.

“They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it.”

“The people around them apparently were not disturbed.”

It did not take long, however, for arena staff to intervene.

Boooooooooooooo!

“The ushers noticed the commotion and urged the two to stop immediately.”

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Reference: Yahoo Sports

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