HUH? IT WAS A FRUSTRATED MUSO WHO STARTED RUMOUR ON BON JOVI DEATH HOAX

Hell, we knew Jon when he was singing stuff as old as “It’s My Life.”

That was his comeback and our mate David Munns was co-managing him.

Then he wanted to be taken as a serious actor.

Remember him in “Sex In The City”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnOnzJFApws

What the hell has he been doing recently?

Singing “Living On A Prayer”?

At nearly 50 years old?

Had a few nip and tucks?

No one should die.

But, never ever pretend to be a musician when so many good ones are not making it.

Come on, Jon, remember your nights at Seventh Heaven in Ripongi when touring Japan.

You’ve had your day and enough lap dances in Japan.

We know you give to charities.

But we also know this is all a nice tax loss.

Start a new label for great new musicians who are not 12-year-olds.

Give something back to the music that has made you a fat, bloated businessman.

ROLLING STONE

#BONJOVI