Okay, even though Batman lives and works in a cave and wears tights and hangs out with a kid named Robin, he’s cool in a very dark and twisted way.
In fact, he’s probably more weird than the Joker.
Then, there’s Superman and his romance with Lois Lane- or is it Jimmy Olsen?- is also pretty weird.
Plus, he too wears tights and underpants over his tight and wears a cape.
Spider Man aka Peter Potter has gooey shit coming outta his hands and one has to wonder about his sex life.
In fact, we think about the sex lives of many of these Super Heroes all the time.
Hell, we have no idea where Superman or Clark Kent even lives- or what he wears to bed.
And being “The Man Of Steel”, what’s his shtick when it comes to sex?
He’d break Lois Lane in two!
Yes, none of these guys have anything on these Super Heroes.
A “Super Hero” who EATS himself outta trouble???!!!
WTF????
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