ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART OFFICIALLY SPLIT UP.
Okay, so it’s now “official” ‘cos they’re not on Forbes’ Richest Celebrity Couples List?
But Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are hanging in there like Tom Cruise did with his wives?
Er, Okay.
As for the Tw-hard stars, frankly, we have no idea what took Robbo so long to close the door in her Kristen Stewart’s face.
Once bitten, no going back twice, mate.
Oh, come on, he’ll bounce back with Katy Perry in tow and she’ll, well, keep bouncing around until she find another new catch.
As for the Director caught up in all of this with his pants down- the unknown until now Rupert Sanders-, watch him get his arse sued by his wife.
Cheaters never prosper.
We should know!
It’s a looooooong story and not worth getting into.
Onwards and upwards, baby.
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