She is a brilliant actress though she hasn’t been doing much of it recently on the Big Screen.
But, let’s not forget her performances in “Sliding Doors”, “Se7en” and “Shakespeare In Love.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9-hYRSoi8
Her guest turns on “Glee” were great fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOezCgfV780
She once dated Brad Pitt which is neither here nor there anymore.
He has become such a dullard.
She’s now won an Oscar and an Emmy.
She’ll definitely win a Grammy.
Watch: Winning Oscar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTtI9dYvRcw
She has great legs and thanks physical instructor Tracy Anderson for them.
Man, she is a sweet, feminine, classy woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXedZ9KyAp4&feature=related
She’s cool enough to hang out with people like Jay-Z, Beyonce and Madonna.
She’s married to Mr Coldplay – Chris Martin whom she calls a “genius”.
They had the balls to name one of their kids Apple.
This shows an almost hippie approach to life.
She tweeted recently that she would “bang anyone who would give her the new Coldplay album.”
What? There were no takers?
Her cute, seductive version with Babyface of “Just My Imagination” drives me wild.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWGqMinMU8
She has great legs.
What? I already mentioned that?
She made my knees buckle when (A) I saw her backstage after a Coldplay gig.
And (B) when a group of us found ourselves next to her at a buffet table in Bangkok.
She knows how to dress.
She knows her wines and food.
She’s written a cook book.
Hell, I’ve subscribed to Goop.
I love that slight lisp whenever she speaks.
I love her laugh. It’s genuine.
More importantly, she is genuine.
Why aren’t there more women like her?
Did they throw away the mould?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Uz0xP0R4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDjYzGvnSdo&NR=1
She’s the girl many of us would bring home to meet the family.
She’s the girl many of us would like to marry.
Or wish we married.
And, finally, she has great legs.
But, more than that, she seems to be all heart.
And there goes any woman wanting to date me ever again.
© Hans Ebert
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