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*Zac Purton buys Elon Musk and offers him as an NFT.
* Mortal enemies Winfried Engelbrecht-Bresges, CEO of the Hong Kong Jockey Club, and Peter V’Landys, head of Racing New South Wales, become Facebook buddies.
* The legend that is The Babe copyrights the pose below, and trademarks it as Wobbly ©
Every Kardashian tries to sue him for Infringement Of Copyright. Their case goes all wobbly and fails.
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*Antonia Da Cruz, daughter of racing legend Tony Cruz, and a mainstay of Facebook self promotion, starts The Rich Women’s But Are You As Rich And As Beautiful As Moi Club For Extremely Rich And Beautiful Women.
The next day she buys boyfriend George Moore Jr.
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* Horse Trainer James Cummings gives up the racing caper to take on every upcoming film project including remakes of “Mission: Impossible”, “Jerry Maguire”, “Top Gun” and “Eyes Wide Shut”.
He takes on a rigorous training regimen focusing on running and running and running...