Why Becks will play in China

1) To make REALLY big money.

2) The chance to try the work of a Chinese tattooist.

3) Important to his plans for a Knighthood.

4) To visit a real Shanghainese barber.

5) To bring back the popularity of Shanghainese barbers.

6) To launch his own line of dim sum and Chinese mooncakes)

7) For Victoria to design a line of Posh cheongsams for men.

8) To challenge doofus Jackie Chan to an IQ face-off.5

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